Lynn Bixenspan

Lynn Bixenspan

News

Friday, May 13th, is the 2-year anniversary of my storytelling and onstage therapy (with real therapists!) show Relationshit. Buy tix here: http://qedastoria.com/collections/lynn-bixenspan-and-morgan-pielli/products/relationsh-t-3
Inverse.com interviewed me about my preteen obsession with Mickey Mouse Club and the 391-page fan fic I wrote: https://www.inverse.com/article/13975-making-mickey-mouse-club-sexual-with-lynn-bixenspan
Paste was nice enough to let me do a set in their studio, check it out: http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2016/01/lynn-bixenspan-comedy2.html

Twitter

Lynn Bixenspan

RT @lynnbixenspan: OMG up til now I thought the patriarchy was 3 guys saying "We are the Patriarchy!" like the Spanish Inquisition from Monty Python
Jul 10, 2019, 10:25 PM
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OMG up til now I thought the patriarchy was 3 guys saying "We are the Patriarchy!" like the Spanish Inquisition from Monty Python
Jul 10, 2019, 5:27 PM
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Is love legal?
Jul 9, 2019, 10:02 PM
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Fact: God demands circumcisions cause He derives all His power from dickskins and will die without them
Jul 8, 2019, 10:46 PM
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Googling "good places to scream"
Jul 6, 2019, 1:15 AM
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RT @lynnbixenspan: America didn't even tell her friends HALF the shit England did to her til they were broken up
Jul 4, 2019, 3:38 PM
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RT @MKupperman: "My novels deal with misshapen yokels who stalk and murder young people," said William Faulkner, describing his bes… https://t.co/f2CYDPPLNU
Jul 4, 2019, 1:36 AM
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RT @lynnbixenspan: Not announcing my baby's stats bc I'm vehemently anti birthweight-shaming
Jul 4, 2019, 1:34 AM
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Not saying who but one of my followers is an IDIOT
Jul 4, 2019, 1:32 AM
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Big news! Just found out I'm extremely famous
Jul 3, 2019, 10:06 PM

Instagram

Here is a rabbit with a stuffed dog on his back.

I'm a chill, normal teen

Thrilling the people at Cape Fear Festival at Dead Crow